I'm just a notch in your bedpost...

NEW JOURNAL

Wed, 28 Jan 2009 03:43:25 GMT

The wife wants me to start a new journal, so, for anyone who gives a hoot, it'll be over at jasper_sinclair
we'll see how long I keep it up.

Tue, 20 Feb 2007 22:49:58 GMT

Dear Justin,

IM IN UR JOURNAL MAKIN UR POSTS.

Just wanted to say I LOVE YOU. Delete this if you want. XD

<3<3<3

Lubb,
that annoying faerie that pesters you all the time and makes with the humpahumpa yumness action of doom.

This is postworthy.

Thu, 30 Nov 2006 05:51:12 GMT

An idea that was dancing in my head and had to be gotten out.

That is all.

Because Jack is awesome

Fri, 18 Aug 2006 23:02:43 GMT

You scored as Captain Jack Sparrow. Roguish,quick-witted, and incredibly lucky, Jack Sparrow is a pirate who sometimes ends up being a hero, against his better judgement. Captain Jack looks out for #1, but he can be counted on (usually) to do the right thing. He has an incredibly persuasive tongue, a mind that borders on genius or insanity, and an incredible talent for getting into trouble and getting out of it. Maybe its brains, maybe its genius, or maybe its just plain luck. Or maybe a mixture of all three.

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Captain Jack Sparrow

75%

Lara Croft

75%

Indiana Jones

67%

James Bond, Agent 007

63%

Batman, the Dark Knight

63%

The Terminator

63%

Maximus

58%

The Amazing Spider-Man

54%

Neo, the "One"

50%

William Wallace

50%

El Zorro

46%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
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by girlfriend request

Mon, 12 Jun 2006 02:42:14 GMT

Music meme...
.Put your music player on shuffle.
.Press play for each question.
.Use the song title as the answer to the question.
.NO CHEATING.

How does the world see me?:
Sparta - Assemble the Empire
So it seems I'm being looked to to create a single unified global government. Works for me, since I had plans on world dominiation anyways.

Will I have a happy life?:
Me First and the Gimmie Gimmies - Ghostbusters theme song cover.
I have no idea how to interperate this one.

What do my friends really think of me?:
They Might Be Giants - You're Not the Boss of Me
Seems fitting.

Do people secretly lust after me?:
Reel Big Fish - Thank You for Not Moshing
It seems they do from this, but in an orderly fashion, with no moshing.

How can I make myself happy?
The Ataris - I Won't Spend Another Night Alone
Wow, it hit the nail on the head there.

What should I do with my life?:
Reggie and the Full Effect - Girl Why Did You...
Again, no idea how to interpret this.

Will I ever have children?
Foo Fighters - Next Year
Ok, DEFINATELY using condoms with Eryn from now on.

What is some good advice for me?:
Dropkick Murphys - Oi!Oi!Oi!
Que?

Will I be remembered?:
Goldfinger - Only a Day
That's kind of depressing, actually.

What is my signature dancing song?:
Bad Religion - Walk Away
I'm not big on dancing, so I think I'll take that advice.

What do I think my current theme song is?:
Antifreeze - You Looked Away
It's about meeting a girl at a show and thinking you're in love only for her to ignore you. Story of my life (minus the show part)

What does everyone else think my current theme song is?:
311- Beautiful Disaster
I guess I'm just gorgeous, but in a really fucked up way?

What song will play at my funeral?:
Strung Out - I Am Not Afraid
I fear nothing! Death is the last great adventure life has to offer and when the time comes I'll embrace it whole-heartedly. But hopefully it won't be for a long time.

What type of men/women do you like?:
Nine Inch Nail - The Collector
I guess I want to be a trophy man or part of a harem or something? That's news to me.

What is my day going to be like?:
Bad Religion - Come Join Us
Maybe I'll be making new friends or something. Who knows

I promised pictures (sorta)

Thu, 13 Apr 2006 00:50:55 GMT

so here they are.
Crappy webcam pics of my new tattoo

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/cloudedlion/Tattoone.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/cloudedlion/tattootwo.jpg

http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y35/cloudedlion/Tattoothree.jpg

Fweeeeee!

Wed, 12 Apr 2006 03:49:06 GMT

I got another tattoo.
It's Haku.
And he's wrapped around my left bicep.
I have an appointment July 6th to get it colored.
Pictures to come sometime after work tomorrow (probably).

ERYN'S ALMOST HERE!!!
*hurries Friday along*

Happy St. Patrick's day.

Sat, 18 Mar 2006 04:04:51 GMT

I love morons when they don't directly affect my life but provide me with entertainment.
Driving home from my grandma's for dinner, I see some kid driving like an idiot in his car, complete with a liscence plate that says (And I shit you not on this), "IET RYCE"
This illicited a hearty laugh from myself, and then this kid tries to speed around another car, on wet roads, mind you, when the light turns yellow and the car in front of him stops.
SO damn close to a cool accident. He bounced off the curb before hitting the other car's bumper, which didn't seem to do any real damage, but did push them forward a few feet.
I heard his brakes and tires squeal and just started chanting "Hit 'im, hit 'im, hit 'im, hit 'im!"
(I was in my kitchen and I heard it, so I came out! Only not, since I was driving and I heard it, so I started cheering.)
After that disappointment I see a bunch of cops along the side of the road with a fire truck.
Some dude rolled off the side of the road near my mom's house, which is on a little hill.
He was probably drunk and trying to swerve around another car, again on wet roads, lost control, hit the curb and ate shit.
At least that would be my guess.
Anywhoo, hopefully I'll see a cool accident someday, preferably that neither myself nor someone I know is involved in, because then I can laugh at other's misfortune.
And I should be able to because I have good karma now.
I let a guy in front of me at a light when I could have been a dick.
OH, and my truck goes in to get fixed on Monday.
Huzzah.
No more basketball hoops for me, kthx.

I don't even know my own strength.

Tue, 28 Feb 2006 18:16:25 GMT

All this working out is paying off though.
I literally just ripped my doorknob apart.
It's a good thing I used my left hand, otherwise I'd have probably pulled the entire door off it's hinges =P

Ok, ok.
The screws inside the handle had loosened up, so when I twisted it the whole thing popped off.
Let me enjoy my super-strength for just a little bit longer, mmmkay?

Damn straight.

Tue, 31 Jan 2006 06:12:17 GMT

Obi-Wan Kenobi
You scored 69% wisdom, 49% aggression, 68% power, and 68% morality!

You are one of the wisest Jedi of them all, and have had a very
eventful career full of failures and successes. You are a skilled
fighter, having defeated many powerful opponents in your time. You are
not overly aggressive, though. You are more reserved and collected.
Your sense of morality is without question, and you are a model Jedi.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 48% on wisdom
You scored higher than 48% on aggression
You scored higher than 61% on power
You scored higher than 52% on morality

Link: The Famous Jedi or Sith Test written by SarumantheMad on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

and because I can

another egg-thing.

huzzah for morons

Mon, 30 Jan 2006 02:34:16 GMT

in this case me.
I just ran my truck side-long into the basketball hoop next to our driveway.
I always back in, and I just didn't turn the wheel enough to come in straight.
crunch.

I have a nice foot-and-a-half-ish long dent along the passenger side of the truckbed now, along with some rather nicely scraped off paint.

I have no one to blame but myself, though, since I just wasn't being careful.

Tue, 10 Jan 2006 04:09:13 GMT

Post your answers in a comment
1. Name:
2. Date of birth:
3. Where you live:
4. What makes you happy:
5. Currently listening/the last thing you listened to:
6. Do you read my journal?:
7. If yes, what makes it especially good or bad?:
8. An interesting fact about you:
9. Do you have a crush at the moment?:
10. Favourite place to spend time:
11. Favourite lyric:
12. The best time of the year:

RECOMMEND
1. A film:
2. A book:
3. A band, a song, or album:

PLUS
1. One thing you like about me:
2. Two things you like about yourself:
3. Look at my friends-list and tell what you like about one of our mutual friends:
4. Put this in your journal so that I can tell you what I like about you.

Other news:
The grandpa's funeral is tomorrow.
And I cut my finger open and had to get 5 stitches.
And Eryn is the most awesomest girlfriend I've ever had. ^_^
For her ego I'll include my girlfriend-that-never-was in that list too, so the number is 3, of which she is the best.
April needs to hurry up, because I want to see you again.

Fri, 06 Jan 2006 05:54:46 GMT

Your Social Dysfunction:
Schizotypal

You display social deficits and oddities of thinking. Your perception and communication are similar to those of a schizophrenic.

Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com

Please note that we aren't, nor do we claim to be, psychologists. This quiz is for fun and entertainment only. Try not to freak out about your results.

for those of you who care

Tue, 03 Jan 2006 06:53:21 GMT

Arts
That is all.
Goodnight

EDIT:

Ok, this is just fuggin funny, so I had to post it too.

A medical report has detailed a twenty-fold increase in infection rates over the past ten years of the sexually transmitted disease VODAIS (Viral Overactive Dysfunction of the Auto-Immune System). People all over the nation are petitioning that the government do something about the epidemic.
The Debate

1. "This situation is about to explode. At this rate, this epidemic could severely impact our economy, our way of life, and even our government," says Doctor Aaron Fellow. "We must supply powerful drugs to all infected people, even if we have to produce and distribute it ourselves. We must also educate people on the dangers of VODAIS and supply condoms to all sexually active males. Sure, we'll need to divert tax money from the military to fund all this, but what good is a military if the soldiers are too sick to fight?"
[Accept]

2. "If you supply condoms, you'll increase sexual promiscuity," scoffs religious leader Steffan Mistletoe. "If you supply drugs, you'll risk creating an aura of invincibility which in turn increases sexual promiscuity. Sexual abstinence is 100% effective in preventing VODAIS infection. This knowledge must be taught at all schools and workplaces, and all other choices must be ridiculed. Make celibacy the only option!"
[Accept]

3. "Supplying drugs and condoms will not stop VODAIS infections and forcing everyone to be celibate will be the slow death of Jasperville," whispers Health Minister Anne-Marie Jong-Il in a poorly-lit back room. "Segregating the infected people is the most effective method. Everybody in Jasperville must be tested for VODAIS. Then all the VODAIS positive people will be shipped to seperate gated communities away from the rest of us. If they need to mingle with uninfected people, then they must wear distinguishing badges that feature a Grim Reaper holding a skeletal jackalope."

This is the position your government is preparing to adopt.

I had to take option number 3, just because of the reaper holding a skeletal Jackalope mental image.
I am SO going to make that my countries official flag XD

My country is here ---> http://www.nationstates.net/jasperville

Rrroowwll

Fri, 30 Dec 2005 05:04:04 GMT

wootness, or something.
Picture of teh girlyfriend's new fursona, Leotie, that I made for her.
Even though she's more of a faerie-ish gal.

This is the first thing I've drawn in probably close to a month.

I'll have to do one of her and Skillet ^_^

Banana banana banana banana terracotta

Thu, 29 Dec 2005 04:26:33 GMT

Banana terracotta terracotta pie!

So I finally got the new Coheed and Cambria and System of a Down cds.
Sadly though, neither are quite as good as the older ones.
Both have their high points, but they weren't as spectacular as I'd hoped.
Though maybe my opinion will change when I've listened to them more than once each, I dunno.

In other news, my grandpa is all but on his deathbed.
I don't know if he'll ever go back home or not, but the odds are definately stacked against him.
He said that he'd give Bryan all his tools, and the old workbench out in his garage. All it needs is a new top.
And he said that I could have his old gun case that HIS dad made, along with his .357 magnum, which I've shot rubber bullets out of before.
He can keep 'em though if he just come's back home for a little while longer.
Besides, I don't even have anywhere to put 'em.

When the day finally comes I'll not be overcome with sorrow, but be glad that he's back with his son, who died before his time.
He's lived a good, long life, and while I will miss him, he'll forever be with me.
But I've known this time was coming for a while, which is why I've visited once a week (or tried to, at least) for the last year and a half, or so.
It'd be best if he just went peacefull though, rather than lying in a bed hardly able to move for years.

Heh.
Terracotta pie.

hmm

Mon, 26 Dec 2005 17:49:41 GMT

so I just had a snippet of a dream before I woke up.
I had apparently just left some sort of high-school-ish dance, and was driving home but decided to make a pit-stop at a gas station for whatever reason, when I saw Kristen walk it. I just kinda wondered what she was doing there as I got out of my truck and started walking up. she walked out with a couple guys just as I was about to walk in, and when she saw me she jumped and was like "What the hell are you doing here?" I replied something along the lines of "I live up here." She said "Oh." A few other words were exchanged that I can't recall, then I turned and walked away and woke up.
I was a bit of a dick, actually XD

Woo, I finally got that lion I've been wanting!

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 16:53:48 GMT

Awww, how cute.

<3's Nala x infinity.
*gropes Eryn while he's at it =D*

Boredom

Sun, 25 Dec 2005 06:26:38 GMT

What is Your Destiny? by Valcion
Name
Color
Birthday
Destiny	Fall in love with dreammate
Date when you fufill your destiny	April 23, 2006

Quiz created with MemeGen!

been going through old posts.
Found this meme thing.
Took it again.

hey Eryn, maybe you SHOULD come visit in April instead of March ^_^
or better yet, visit both months =D

Stolen from daftinovercy

Fri, 16 Dec 2005 03:42:57 GMT

1. What is your character's name?
Skillet.

2. What kind of character is it (furry, anime, etc) and any particular race?
Anthro canine of some sort.

3. What is the first thing your character would think of when he/she first wakes up?
Going back to sleep.

4. Your character's favorite outfit would be?
Something comfy.

5. When your character looks into a mirror, what's the first thing they would notice?
His newfound lack of long hair.

6. Does your character have the same tastes in food as you?
Yussir.

7. How is your character similar to you?
He IS me.

8. How is he/she different?
Besides being an anthro canine of some sort? He's also what I WANT to be (kinder, in better shape, actually gives a shit about the world).

9. If your character could speak, would they have the same voice as you?
I'd imagine so.

10. If you were to suddenly become your character, what do you think would be the first thing you would do as them?
I'm stealing Sers' answer and saying chase my tail(s).

11. Is there something about your character that you don't like how others think of them?
I don't know what anyone else might think of him.

12. What advantages does your character have over you?
Not lazy? Has some actual muscle tone? Isn't a cold uncaring bastard 90% of the time?

13. What disadvantages?
He's only a fictional character.

14. Do you have any secrets relating to your character that only you know?
Not really.

15. Do you have any secret drawings only you know about?
Nope.

16. Do you have any plans for your character or are you working on something big relating to him/her?
Not really.

17. What misconception(s), if any, do people have about your character?
I dunno.

18. If you could have just ONE characteristic from your character, what would it be?
He's got my eyes, so that's out... probably just the muscle-tone. He's not much bigger than I am now, but in better shape.

19. Have you made any characters that go along with yours, based on real-life people, that have the same relationship with your character as you with the real-life person?
Kinda working on a fursona for twilightfirefly, but being a bit of a bum about getting it done ;;

20. Have you written any stories about your character?
Nope. If I did he would cease to be an accurate (for the most part) representation of myself.

21. How has your character changed since his/her first creation?
He got a haircut, 'cause I did. That's about it.

Mon, 12 Dec 2005 05:47:49 GMT

I'd update, but I'm too damn tired.
Eryn, you get to punch me next time I see ya.
And I'll remind you so long as I don't forget beforehand.

This is a reminder to myself to not forget to make an entry after work tomorrow.

Sat, 10 Dec 2005 22:13:20 GMT

My grandpa's in the hospital.

So, if anyone cares enough to light a candle, say a prayer, or sacrafice a goat or something, it'd be appreciated.

a joke my homie Chris sent me

Mon, 05 Dec 2005 06:51:15 GMT

An Asian man walks into a New York Currency Exchange with 2000 yen. He receives $72.00 in American currency. The following week, the same Asian man walks into the same currency exchange. He again exchanges 2000 yen. This time, he receives $66.00 in American currency. The Asian man doesn't understand why he received less money, so he asks the clerk, "Why less money when same 2000 yen" The clerk replies, "Fluctuations." As the Asian man prepares to leave, he turns, looks at the clerk and angrily says, "Fluck you Amelicans, too!"

Ohmycrap

Sun, 04 Dec 2005 06:34:10 GMT

This is the coolest watch ever.
http://www.tokyoflash.com/viewwatch75W1radio-active-watch.html
I SO want it.

This one is kind of cool, but too hard to figure out
http://www.thinkgeek.com/gadgets/watches/6a17/
Well, I guess not so hard, it just takes a moment to remember which number each light means and then add them together.

The first one is a bit easier, methinks.

Bah, I got tagged.

Sat, 03 Dec 2005 05:12:27 GMT

Thanks, Eryn.

List ten things that make me happy in no particular order and then tag five friends...

1) I just got a rare/exclusive sword for my red mage in FFXI by soloing a notorious monster very near my own level.
2) Dragons. They always make me happy.
3) I don't have to work tomorrow.
4) Hot sweaty yummy gooey make-her-jello make-me-shiver faire sex.
5) Knowing that she's coming to visit during spring break ^_^
6) Swords. Swords make me happy too.
7) A good book.
8) A big, juicy, Double-Double with extra-spread and grilled onions, a vanilla shake, and animal-style fries from In'N'Out.
9) Havoc (my dog, people, though widespread havoc and mayhem do make me happy as well).
10) Cheering up a friend when they feel down.

I'm not going to bother tagging anyone, since maybe 3 people read my entries anyways, so if you want to do it, go for it.